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My Top 10 Films of 2009

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 AM
If I weren't hell-bent-for-leather on finishing my book, I'd write blurbs for these; instead, I'll just provide links to my original reviews (except for the first two, which I didn't actually write about for anyone):



1. Fantastic Mr. Fox
2. Summer Hours
3. The Hurt Locker
4. Up in the Air
5. Coraline
6. The Beaches of Agnès
7. Away We Go
8. The Cove
9. Adventureland
10. A Serious Man

Dear PUG Tank:

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Dear PUG Tank,

My heals are not "slow". My heals are perfectly fine for Heroic BugPlaceInDragonblightWhoseNameICanNeverRemember. We wiped because I died because the FREAKING MOBS WERE EATING MY FACE.

You want to go for some wacky Achievement, fine, but keep the bugs from chewing on my bark, 'k?

Regards,
Greysmoke the not-so-Patient-anymore.

Top ten TV shows of the decade

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 PM

This entry originated at adampknave.com.

So it’s time for some more good top ten list action. Today it’ll be the Top Ten TV Shows of the Decade. I don’t watch much TV. 99% of what I watch is done on DVD and not anything like close to live. So yeah, that affects how I view stuff. It also doesn’t mean a damn thing. Shows were chosen because I love them more than other shows. So here are my picks, in no particular order:

The Shield
This is, quite simply, the best TV show ever made. It’s dark and mean and wonderful. No one is “good” or “bad” among the main characters. No one is clean. The world is an expanse of moral gray. It’s also incredibly tightly written, directed and shot with a unique style, uses music like no other show (by not using background music at all past the pilot and the very rare bit of montage, maybe once a season) and… frankly most shows go up and down. They peak and valley. Shield goes in a straight line, up, for 7 seasons. Each one is better than the last.

Scrubs
While technically this show is still on, for me it ran 8 seasons and ended. And they were, for the most part, a great 8 seasons. What with House before there was House, a medical drama that could be incredibly dramatic and comedy that could be perfectly hysterical, Scrubs had everything you could want in a half-hour sitcom. It’s just so perfectly watchable, you know? It had a few weak seasons, but overall the show was just always touching and funny and spot-on.

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In the spring

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 1:01 PM
Poll #1502250 Whee!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 3

Did you ever want to run away and join the circus?

View Answers

Yes!
3 (100.0%)

Sometimes.
0 (0.0%)

No, never.
0 (0.0%)

What did you imagine you would do there?

View Answers

Clown
1 (33.3%)

Acrobat
1 (33.3%)

Contortionist
1 (33.3%)

Lion tamer
1 (33.3%)

Ride elephants
0 (0.0%)

Clean up after the elephants
0 (0.0%)

Ring master
0 (0.0%)

Ticket seller
1 (33.3%)

Popcorn vendor
0 (0.0%)

Something else (next question!)
0 (0.0%)

Something else? What else?

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I live!

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Finally have my laptop working. Now, to try and add stuff I backed up.

MCC is still being a pain in the ass.

Monkey Knife Fighting an Octopus Tattoo

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 AM

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I approve of this tattoo - as long as it's understood - the monkey wins.

Dec. 23rd, 2009

  • 12:30 AM
Bold what you’ve seen. Titanic. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. The Dark Knight. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Jurassic Park. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Spider-Man 3. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Shrek 2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Finding Nemo. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Independence Day. Spider-Man. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope. Shrek the Third. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Spider-Man 2. The Lion King. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SKull. The Da Vinci Code. E.T. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. The Matrix Reloaded. Transformers. Forrest Gump. Up. The Sixth Sense. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones. Kung Fu Panda. The Incredibles. Ice Age: The Meltdown. Hancock. Ratatouille. The Lost World: Jurassic Park. The Passion of the Christ. Mamma Mia! Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. War of the Worlds. Casino Royale. Men in Black. I Am Legend. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi. Iron Man. Night at the Museum. Quantum of Solace. Armageddon. King Kong (2005). Mission: Impossible II. Home Alone. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back. WALL-E. Monsters, Inc. The Day After Tomorrow. The Simpsons Movie. Ghost. Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Aladdin. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Twister. Toy Story 2. Troy. Angels & Demons. Saving Private Ryan. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Jaws. Pretty Woman. The Hangover. Bruce Almighty. 300. The Matrix. Gladiator. X-Men: The Last Stand. Shrek. Cars. National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Mission: Impossible. 2012. Pearl Harbor. Ocean’s Eleven. The Bourne Ultimatum. The Last Samurai. Tarzan. Meet the Fockers. Mr & Mrs Smith. Men in Black II. Die Another Day. Dances with Wolves. The Matrix Revolutions. Cast Away. Mrs. Doubtfire. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The Mummy Returns. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. The Mummy. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. Batman. Rain Man. The Bodyguard. Signs. Madagascar. X2. Sex and the City. Mission: Impossible III. Gone with the Wind. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Superman Returns. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Star Trek. Grease. Happy Feet. Beauty and the Beast. Ice Age. Live Free of Die Hard. Godzilla. X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Monsters vs Aliens. Click. What Women Want. Terminator Salvation. The Fugitive. Hitch. True Lies. Die Hard: With a Vengeance. The Golden Compass. Notting Hill. Jurassic Park III. Slumdog Millionaire. Fast & Furious. There’s Something About Mary. Planet of the Apes (2001). The Flintstones. Toy Story. Minority Report. A Bug’s Life. Alvin and the Chipmunks. The Exorcist. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Basic Instinct. The World is Not Enough. Batman Begins. GoldenEye. Twilight. Ocean’s Twelve. Back to the Future. Se7en. Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Hannibal. Deep Impact. Dinosaur. Pocahontas. Tomorrow Never Dies. Top Gun. I, Robot. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). Enchanted. Wanted. National Treasure. Catch Me If You Can. American Beauty. Batman Forever. Apollo 13. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Back to the Future Part II. The Rock. Over the Hedge. Fantastic Four. Rush Hour 2. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Crocodile Dundee. The Perfect Storm. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. The Devil Wears Prada. Schindler’s List. The Mask. Fatal Attraction. Lethal Weapon 3. Beverly Hills Cop. Air Force One. The Proposal. As Good As It Gets.

Avatar

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Avatar would have been better if it had just been a National Geographic documentary on the planet Pandora and the Na'avi people. As it was, I was well entranced by the world and its spectacle. But as soon as the credits rolled, I started thinking of all the giant holes in the paper-thin plot.

The problem with the Hero's Journey is, if you don't explore the character of the Hero undergoing the journey, it's quite shallow. But - paste absolutely mind-boggling visual effects on top of that shallow, and you get something that's still pretty amazing to see. But how much harder would it be to have a better script?

Memorandum to Hollywood: Your script is the least expensive part of production. Spend a little money and get really good writers, and you'll get positive results out of scale to your expenditure.

I Think Someone's Missing the Point

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 AM
From Yahoo! News: Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend

One of the first things I saw this morning while websurfing during my morning cereal, and it just makes me want to go "gluh". Because it seems to me that the Vales really are missing the point of pets. They're not THINGS. They're FAMILY. Yes, they have a carbon pawprint, but I'll bet anything that it's negligible compared to my own.

I'm not going to trade Video for a hen. And if I /did/ get a pet rabbit (not likely with Video around) I sure as FUCK would not EAT IT.

Cripes.

DO ANYTHING 025

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 AM

Very nearly completing the first volume, at Bleeding Cool:

(And there’s an error in there that should read: "…crossing the four hundred miles from Berlin to Metz")

(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)

Hail To The Bling

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 8:05 AM

The latest Wired magazine is all about ‘FAIL‘, and one of the articles is about why Duke Nukem Forever failed. It’s an excellent read, and I’m pleased that it’s online now for those who aren’t subscribers; highly recommended.

Artwork by Kurt Miller

Front and center in the photo sits a large guy with a boyish face. You can’t tell from the picture, but he had gotten choked up when he made the announcement. His name is George Broussard, co-owner of 3D Realms and the man who headed the Duke Nukem Forever project for its entire 12-year run. Now 46 years old, he’d spent much of his adult life trying to make a single game, and failed over and over again. What happened to that project has been shrouded in secrecy, and rumors have flown about why Broussard couldn’t manage to finish his life’s work. What went so wrong?

This is what happened.

 

Long story, short: Nearly unlimited funds + pressure to be the best + continual engine changes + no endgame roadmap + nobody properly cracking the whip = 12 years of gamer blue balls.

It really kills me to read this.  When I was in high school Apogee was counted among my heroes.  They made great indie games under the then-new shareware concept, and throughout the 90’s I often dreamed of some day working with them.  Seemed like such a wonderful place to work…

Originally published at blog.td76.com. You can comment here or there.

Tweets for the Day

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 1:03 AM
Tweets for the Day

  • 10:56 Alyson Hannigan (@alydenisof), Alexis Denisof & daughter Satyana: family photo time bit.ly/5zkk5W (RT @klaatu) #
  • 11:15 Vampire Squid vs. Sea Scorpion on #Sanctuary! is.gd/5wrBE #monsters #
  • 13:25 Don't Like Your Facebook Friends? Blow Them Up with the #StarWars Death Star! is.gd/5wr9U (RT @mashable @starwars) #
  • 13:49 Captain EO to Return to Disneyland! bit.ly/5OQz8w (RT @starwars) #
  • 14:58 C-3PO Soundboards! bit.ly/5mNPTW (RT @starwars) #
  • 15:03 #Buzzcocks Christmas Red Button debate w/ @Noelfielding11 & @jupitusphillip! is.gd/5wDI9 #startrek #mightyboosh #
  • 16:18 DIY Zhu Zhu pet...kinda. is.gd/5qDta #crafts #
  • 16:47 "Don't worry. Darth Vader kills lieutenants not stormtroopers." - Topher, #Dollhouse is.gd/5wIvD #starwars #
  • 17:03 "Rigor mortis is the new Viagra." bahahahaha #Dollhouse #
  • 17:45 Victim of Collinwood! is.gd/5pytx #DarkShadows #vampires #
  • 18:14 Skinny jeans belong on @Danny_Devito! is.gd/5wMvW #sunnyfx #
  • 18:35 #Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: The G Annihilation Strategy on @Hulu. is.gd/5wNrQ #
  • 19:35 "You live here? Well maybe you know what a zombie is?" is.gd/5rEJX #zombietalk #
  • 19:40 Ringing in the Holidays #StarWars style - tomorrow at the New York Stock Exchange! bit.ly/6SVmgg (RT @starwars) #501st #
  • 23:33 "A policeman's job is only easy in a police state; that's the point." - "Touch of Evil" #
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Exhausted

  • Dec. 21st, 2009 at 10:30 PM

I'm home in LA, after being awake for 43 1/2 hours (minus about three hours of naps) and 20 hours of travel and eight hours of hanging around the airport in San Francisco!

And that sentence took the last of my strength, goodnight!

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What's that BLUE THING, doing here?

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 12:57 AM
..and then a miracle happened.

Things have sort of been bumping along kind of slow, I was thinking i was going to call up Ryan and ask about my dough from Bald Soprano, still not sure if i'll get my check before the holiday.

But Ryan called me, and told me come ahead, They had monies for me. And it turns out that the reason it was so long in coming, was because they elected to throw some grant money onto the dough i earned for the show. So the expected 100 bucks, turned into 300.

Thinking quickly, i bought some gift certificates from the boutique and they were willing to cash my check as well. A short stop at Sqecial Media, (Yes, that's how it's spelled actually.) and CD warehouse, led to gifts for Bill as well. Dad is the only person who remains un-shopped for.

And you know what, i feel better already.
I suspect that i've got a list of folks who might receive a gift after the holliday proper, but i'll think on those things soon.

In addition, it appears that i still may be involved with Balagula Theater's educational program and after the holidays have finished, then I'll be getting back into that as well. Hoorah!

[info]dnalounge update

  • Dec. 21st, 2009 at 9:50 PM

DNA Lounge update, wherein the holiday cheer continues apace.

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