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  • May. 14th, 2008 at 12:16 AM

DNA Lounge update, wherein we network with a socialness.

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oh my goodness

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 2:40 PM


You guys I have been mentioned in Publisher's Weekly
because I am going to be part of Top Shelf 2.0!

Top Shelf are my favourite comics publishers and I am so excited to be associated with them!

My new logo!

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 7:30 PM
Josh helped me design this for my new up and coming website:

sugar sky logo


I purchased www.sugarskycakes.com I'll keep y'all posted when it's finally up!

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While he may not think he can teach...

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 7:18 PM
...but Neil Gaiman gave great writing advice lately in his journal.

You put your (right-hand rear) leg in...
The second draft is where the fun is. In a first draft, you get to explode. The objective (at least for me) is to get it down on paper, somehow. Battle through the laziness and the not-enough-time and the this-is-rubbish and everything else, and just get it written. Whatever it takes. The second draft is where you go and gather together the fragments of the explosion and figure out what it is you did, and make it look like that was what you always meant to do.

So you write it. Then you put it aside. Not for months, but perhaps for a week or so. Even a few days. Do other things. Then set aside some uninterrupted time to read, and pull it out, and pretend you have never read it before -- clear it out of your head, and sit and read it. (I'd suggest you do this on a print-out, so you can scribble on it as you go. )

When you get to the end you should have a much better idea of what it was about than you did when you started. (I knew The Graveyard Book would be about a boy who lived in a graveyard when I started it. I didn't know that it would be about how we make our families, though: that's a theme that made itself apparent while the book was being written.)

And then, on the second and subsequent drafts, you do four things. 1) You fix the things that didn't work as best you can (if you don't like the climactic Rock City scene in American Gods, trust me, the first draft was so much worse). 2) You reinforce the themes, whether they were there from the beginning or whether they grew like Topsy on the way. You take out the stuff that undercuts those themes. 3) You worry about the title. 4) At some point in the revision process you will probably need to remind yourself that you could keep polishing it infinitely, that perfection is not an attribute of humankind, and really, shouldn't you get on with the next thing now?

Does that help?

Beware the wrath of an Angry Penguin
The biggest problem I can see with the way you're doing it is that it doesn't seem to give you anything finished. (If it was working for you I'd have no suggestions. There are nine and sixty ways of constructing tribal lays and every single one of them is right, after all.) The second biggest problem is that if you're writing a novel scene by scene, trying to get each scene perfect, you don't get to see how anything works when you put it all together, and that's important. A novel is more than just a sequence of scenes put side by side. It has its own rhythms, and you have to bow to them; a novel, or any long story, is something that has to work when you put the whole thing together.

If you're being forced by the nature of what you're doing (episodic comics or serial television, or even writing a novel at 200 words a day online or in a newspaper) to just write and hope it all works out, that's one thing. But if you're writing a novel determined to make each scene perfect before you go on to the next, and you're writing the scenes out of order, then you're making something that's either going to work or not work when you put it all together. (That's still "write the first draft any which way".)

But it won't excuse you from doing a second draft, because you'll get to the end, and put all the scenes together, and then you'll still have to do a second draft, if only because when you read it you notice that you've got two Wednesdays coming together, and someone's name or eye-colour changes between scenes. Or your heroine seems like a bitch, although that wasn't your intention, because you don't have a scene there that shows her humanity. Or a great scene you wrote and rewrote and honed and rewrote and polished till it shone just doesn't fit anywhere because the thing that's happening at the same time loses all vitality if you cut away from it.

I guess that's one reason I like things like NaNoWriMo -- it makes people write and finish things, helter-skelter and however. And once something's finished, you can always fix it. (The first draft of Good Omens took about 9 weeks. The second draft took MONTHS. And it wasn't until we came to rework it a little after that for the US edition that we realised that we had indeed, without noticing, created a week with two Wednesdays in it.)

Incidentally, I'm in awe of anyone who would even attempt to try to write fiction in a language not her own.

As for thinking time versus writing time, well, that's up to you. But -- and I wish it were otherwise -- books don't get written by thinking about them, they get written by writing them. And that's when you make discoveries about what you're writing. That's when you get the happy accidents.

So think all you like, but don't mistake the thinking for the writing.

A: No. Q: Was this ever funny?

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 5:15 PM

Am I being singled out, or is there a new plague of AIM bots going around? I used to get prodded by these stupid things every couple of weeks, but I've blocked a dozen of them in the last week. This time it's usually a bot with "salmon" in its name.

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Did Blockbuster give the go ahead to this Onion News Network shoot? Or is there a pissed off employee with a friend at The Onion?

I wrote a long white paper about how Blockbuster is a perfect case for maintaining a good relationship with your customer base, even when you're on top. Will I have to include evidence that it existed if I ever trot it out again?

Damned dirty apes

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 3:03 PM
I get the impression that a lot of people hate this fountain, but I think it's awesome. It reminds me of something that would have been in Planet of the Apes or Logan's Run: an early Seventies vision of the Grim Meathook Future.

May. 14th, 2008

  • 12:00 AM
фильм о современной любви. грустно, но правда)

английский знать не надо. все ясно без слов.


Turntable Cake

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 2:08 PM
I made this cake for [info]dustinjames as requested by [info]cheblis.

Turntable Cake
yellow cake, raspberry filling, chocolate icing, fondant, chocolate fondant
turntable cake

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Movie Review: Iron Man

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 5:00 PM
Movie Review: Iron Man

I’ll admit that my expectations were set very low when I finally went to see Iron Man this past weekend. And perhaps this was the reason why the film was able to exceed all of my expectations.  It certainly can be added to the list of very enjoyable comic book adaptations, and most of that credit goes to the wonderful acting by Robert Downey, Jr.

I’ll openly admit that my knowledge of Iron Man canon is minimal at best (I’m more of a Spider-Man, X-Men, Batman and Hellboy fan), but I know enough that the film did a more than passable job of condensing over 40 years of Iron Man lore in a way that is pleasing to both comic book and non-comic book fans.

Now back to Mr. Jr’s acting.  Robert Downey’s portrayal of playboy/inventor Tony Stark was, aside from the lovely effects by ILM, the high point of the film.  This role could have very easily been turned into another brooding Bruce Wayne/Batman- like character—both have similar traits: orphaned, very intelligent, non-super powered, inventor billionaires turned crime fighters– but Robert Downey made this character his own, and I’m very thankful for it.  

The scenes I enjoyed the most were those in which Tony is fine tuning his suit and figuring everything out through trial and error (usually with comedic results). This adds a great human element to the story, even a super genius like Tony Stark makes mistakes—but he learns from them and keeps going.  When he finally finishes his Iron Man suit, the audience shares Tony’s feeling of accomplishment and is excited to see what the suit can do.

The first act of the film drags a bit, especially while Tony is held captive in Afghanistan, but after that things kick into high gear.  The special effects are great and look very believable, I found myself forgetting at times that the Iron Man on screen was just computer generated.  I love the shots where we see what Tony is ‘seeing’ through his suit’s heads up display, those were very detailed and great eye candy.

I really enjoyed that they didn’t turn this into some kind of love story and just focused on building the romantic tension between Tony and his assistant (played by Gwyneth Paltrow) Pepper Potts.  

Iron Man was an enjoyable kick off to what will surely be a fun summer movie season and hopefully things just keep getting better.

Oh and make sure to stick around after the credits for an extra scene. It is worth the wait.

Yuck

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 1:38 PM
This morning the worst thing that's happened to me in quite a while happened. I had a meeting at a data-center in El Segundo, so left from home instead of driving up to Santa Monica first. As a consequence I had time for coffee and breakfast - but because I was pokeying around and watching Jon Stewart and so forth, realized I had less time than I expected. I bolted down my cereal, slugged down the rest of my coffee and tried to brush my teeth very quickly.

Brushing your teeth RIGHT after eating is never a good idea. In this case, it was a spectacularly bad idea. Eating and drinking so quickly, I had to burp. I was midst tooth-brushing when I did so. The burp turned into one of those "throw up in the back of your mouth" things. Which of course I then tried to swallow, but had a mouth full of toothpaste and toothbrush, and so didn't close my mouth completely.

I thought tooth-paste and orange juice was disgusting together - I promise, tooth-paste and vomit is infinitely worse.

eBay Auctions are up...

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 3:03 PM
eBay Auctions are up.

Auctions end in 3 days.

If anyone is looking for Serenity Better Days 1+2, they're up for auction too.

Annoying Expressions From the Office

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 11:49 AM
I haven't worked in corporate America. Ever. I've worked for producers in their offices with a staff of 4, I've worked on productions and writer's rooms, but those feel loosely organized and kind of exciting. Now being at an office every day and for long hours exposes me to a corporate culture that annoys the hell out of me.

How do I get through it? I have a running list of all the "executive expressions" that bug.

Executive Expressions
"To your point..." - Used when someone has gone off on a tangent and realizes they haven't actually addressed the point you just made.

"That being said..." - Again, a phrase that brings us back to the point.

"To be clear, what I mean is..." - And again, you were babbling.

"Now more than ever..." - Really? Is it really THAT dramatic?

"Take this offline..." - Let's stop boring everyone else in this meeting and discuss our personal issues/projects/whatevers after.

"Do we have the bandwidth..." - We want to know if we can get this shit done, but we're trying to sound hip when we ask it even though we're all kind of geeks.

"Let me dig into this..." - Study the information, but again, we're trying to sound hip when we ask it even though we're all kind of geeks.

"Let's sync up..." - Let's hook up to go over something important, and once again we're trying to sound hip when we ask it even though we're all kind of geeks.

"You've gotta take BIG swings..." - Because this is P.E. class? Thanks. I worked out already this morning.

If you have favorite annoying work expressions, please post them in the comments section. I think we should all feel your pain.

I also have a bunch of snappy lines I toss out at meetings because I MUST amuse myself in some way before I go insane. Some of these are blatantly stolen from TV shows or movies; I'll list those later.